Carolina Crab Cake

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.

Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."

by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021

hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Gulf Coast Crabs

a side dish unintentionally obtained from Alluvia in Atlanta after being escorted to the boom-boom room by a blonde Floridian bimbo

My dad was entertaining some clients at the Cheetah in the 90's. He said everyone went home with an order of Gulf Coast Crabs.

by stegas August 2, 2012

Crab stuffed cunt

A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.

My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.

by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014

Cheesy Crab Bread

When a female has a case of crabs and a yeast infection.

Dude, don’t go near jen, cheesy crab bread.

by WhiskeyMayhem December 9, 2018

Philadelphia Crab boil

When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.

"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.

by AndyDikter May 1, 2023

down crabs syndrome

A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.

Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??

by Gucki Gang February 7, 2018