sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.
my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch
by letsgodoabump October 28, 2021
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
by TaylorS999 January 24, 2012
Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.
by Waxil April 14, 2018
The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.
by ImEther May 02, 2024
The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.
by ImEther May 02, 2024
(RJGFM) A 5-step process for young marijuana enthusiasts
Step 1: “Rip” to take a rip of the devil’s lettuce.
Step 2: “Juice” as in listening to the artist; Juice WRLD.
Step 3: “Geek” find a near by friend, neighbor, stranger, animal, or video to laugh or “geek” at/with.
Step 4: “Fade” venture/travel in order to relocate to a new more desirable destination with a group of peers (often to a food joint as a precursor to step 5)
Step 5 : “Munch” a synonym for food or as a verb; the act of indulging ones high by eating food”
Step 1: “Rip” to take a rip of the devil’s lettuce.
Step 2: “Juice” as in listening to the artist; Juice WRLD.
Step 3: “Geek” find a near by friend, neighbor, stranger, animal, or video to laugh or “geek” at/with.
Step 4: “Fade” venture/travel in order to relocate to a new more desirable destination with a group of peers (often to a food joint as a precursor to step 5)
Step 5 : “Munch” a synonym for food or as a verb; the act of indulging ones high by eating food”
“Hey you guys tryna Rip-juice-geek-fade-munch tonight??”
“I’m in the mood for Waffle House, let’s RJGFM”
“I’m in the mood for Waffle House, let’s RJGFM”
by Wiggle Marchand December 03, 2020
by Annie Moe May 27, 2024