by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020
Get the mums mug.A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
Get the Jam-mum mug.A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.
by Project 571 March 8, 2013
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by ur mum gay 2111111111111111 December 27, 2018
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Get the ur mum mug.Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.
by Ug8tar August 12, 2022
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