Emma and Matthew

Emma and Matthew make a great couple. They are always there for each other and will always lend a helping hand. They will grow up one day and have many kids and then divorce...................
Wow Emma and Matthew are so cute!
by ILovePiggyBanks June 03, 2021
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matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets
Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers
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matthew hurley

The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.
WOW MATTHEW HURLEY IS A MOUSE PAD< CREAMY CHEESE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS UNDERWARE!
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matthew clayton

Matthew Clayton is a down to earth guy who usually think he’s better than anyone else. He loves to shop, using at Gucci and flannels just for a fucking cactus. He loves geese and ASMR. He’s genuinely a great person and you would beg to be around. But he does have a maid so watch out ladies, kelly is watching you. He also loves big pecks, preferably someone called Megan. He loves thicc legs and thinks he’s sister slim thicc.
Girl 1: damn he’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Girl 2: it’s gotta be a Matthew Clayton
by Mrsmatthewclayton November 05, 2018
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Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni
Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
by papi.SPAGHETTO November 06, 2020
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matthew h

A charming, funny, dependable guy who's about to wed the girl of his dreams
Matthew H has requested that I not use his full last name on this site.
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Kyle Matthews

The hugest flaker ever! He literally has his own ceral box!
Wow you’re not on when you said! You’re being such a big Kyle matthews
by Pjs4twenty July 17, 2018
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