matt-rass

v. To harrass a "Matt"

I'm feeling mischevious. Let's go matt-rass

by lafrancium June 25, 2009

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.

Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway

by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013

Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways

Matt gilligan

by Tom sagaloo November 5, 2018

Matt Gibbons

A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.

We beat Matt Gibbons again in Euchre!

by dfdddfdDalupan May 23, 2019

Matt Surette

A veery handsome, sexy and hilarious man who makes all the women swoon.

"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"

"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"

by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023

Matt Bly

Also known as SpaceMan64, holds 11 world records in Mario speedruns and is an absolute BEAST. Pretty good memer as well

Look at that Matt Bly, he's about to break another world record!

by Mister Josh April 5, 2017