cheap and of low quality, like (but not limited to) hair that's done in a kitchen instead of a salon
"Nola, will you just shut the fuck up, please? What makes you think this lady care about your kitchen-ass hairdo?"
by DJayRap June 11, 2006
Get the kitchen-ass mug.A woman or girl who lives in the kitchen. Their passtimes include sandwich making, cooking and cleaning. Occasionally a Kitchen Dweller will migrate to the outside world but you might notice their lack of intelligence because this is not their natural habitat. These are called Kitchen Immigrants.
person 1:My wife is in the kitchen making sandwiches for our party.
person 2:Good. That is what a Kitchen Dweller is for.
person 2:Good. That is what a Kitchen Dweller is for.
by imawesome9909 June 24, 2010
Get the Kitchen Dweller mug.I saw a cat that had a small black patch under his nose and i bid black spot on his head with a white body. My friend said it was a Kitler
by Arugula37 October 16, 2008
Get the Kitler mug.hello kitty's pet persian cat. her birthday is october 31st. she has a little sister named Honeycute and a hamster friend sugar. i think she is the cutest thing that sanrio company has ever created!
by ....anonymous................. August 22, 2006
Get the charmmy kitty mug.A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!
but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!
but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!
prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!
former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...
Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!
pranker #1: dude, we got another email!
Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!
former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...
Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!
pranker #1: dude, we got another email!
Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
by BakeSale May 24, 2006
Get the Bonsai Kitty mug.Sexual act where a woman is AC Slatering a toilet, and giving a blumpkin to a guy who is upperdecking the toilet.
Holy shit dude, I just walked into the bathroom, John and Kelly were doin some freaky ass shit.. it was a total mexican shit kitchen in there!
by darkproximity August 10, 2009
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Stoner 1: "Is this is shit still hitting?"
Stoner 2: "Nah man that shit is kittled...."
Stoner 1: "Wuuuuttttttttt"
Stoner 2: "Nah man that shit is kittled...."
Stoner 1: "Wuuuuttttttttt"
by JrokinEmhoes October 1, 2009
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