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jizzs jubilee

The act of putting lighter fluid in the head of ones penis. Then as you ejaculate you light the sperm/lighter fluid as it shoots out of your penis in a glorious blast of fiery sperm hitting the target of choice.
A man having sex with his girlfriend, about to explode says," how bout a nice Jizzs jubilee?" Then she says "like the dessert?" Then the man says,"Damn straight baby!". Then he inserts the fluid lights it, and shoots fire cum all over her face, singeing her eyebrows, yet with no clean up.
by Bob the sex raper April 25, 2011
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hoe jizz

1.When you get upset while having sex with a person or inanimate object, and you JIZZ everywhere, it results with the cursing of this word.

2. a word that i just made up 2 minutes ago
i yelled out hoe jizz when that bitch slapped me last night while titty fucking her.
by i hoe jizzed in my pants January 10, 2009
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jizz unit

1. a group of people with cum nicknames.

2. a collection of sperm working together to make a mess.
Money shot is part of our jizz unit.
by sperma November 11, 2004
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jizz plunger

this is when a male mamal human/animal puts a jizz rocket (extremly large amount of jizz) into a femals but hole and then uses all his strenth to suck the jizz out of her ass he is then a jizz plunger
Vicky says : oh amanda i was with Gord last night he has to be best jizz plunger i ever had
by j cesco August 15, 2006
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Jizz Rabbit

a rabbit in climax, with sticky hair, because of jizz all over itself
by bob ross May 10, 2003
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jizz paste

Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth
I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 2, 2017
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cum jizz

When you gently brush someone with the back of your hand or foot, then proceed to forcibly brush someone with the palm of your hand or foot. This is normally performed by the hand to the face. When performed by the foot counts as half a cum jizz. The gods once said to humanity "You go in gently with the cum, then you rain on the JIZZ!"
When Andrew was being a rude pooface, I cum jizzed him super hard.
by Hondurian Fury October 29, 2014
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