Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.

“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”

by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.

by Gickles November 24, 2017

garden fairy

NOT A HOMOPHOBIC TERM... someone who likes flowers and appears very fairy like

wybie is a garden fairy

by miles j levinsky July 8, 2022

garden state milkshake

To drink the breastmilk of a New Jersey stripper

My bro almost ended up getting a Garden state milkshake in Atlantic City.

by Slootmaster November 2, 2020

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.

(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.

by Tamicakes January 16, 2022

Olive Garden

One might toss a salad but if you get the Olive Garden your getting a stick of bread and creamy sauce on your face with fettuccine on your head making you look blonde.

Anderson usually wants me to toss his salad but this time he asked if any of my friends could Cooper ate and give him some Olive Garden

by 8284play January 8, 2021