Ear licking

ASMR for fucking creeps

Noah wants some yummy wet ear licking from jack and Conner

by Stairs.R.Neat September 16, 2019

bruised ears

Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.

Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.

by voice behind the desk September 23, 2010

Ear Niggers

The thick black hairs that form around the cartilage of a man's or woman's ears

Before my date I hopped in the shower and plucked all the ear niggers around my ears.

by thamind September 25, 2020

Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 06, 2019

ear byte

When a snippet of a song finds it's way into your stream of consciousness and you find yourself singing, humming, whistling or dancing to it all day.

"Man! This morning that song by The Spin Doctors, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong was on the radio while I was driving to work. Now I've got that ear byte in my head and I can't get rid of it!"

by MsCantBWrong January 28, 2005

Chode Ears

When someones ears are so peculiar and small, the only proper word to describe them is "chode"

Alex-Did you see his Ears? i swear they look like Chodes!
Kevin-I know man, complete case of Chode Ears

by dowdis September 22, 2009

queer ears

to hear something gay, but yell it out

GUY1: some guy showed me there cat
GUY2: someone show you there cock?!
GUY1: dude queer ears

by ajaxs ya maxs August 16, 2008