i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN
person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework
by whydoiexistbro March 03, 2023
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No Homework Day

On the second of September. On this day you must force your dog to eat your homework papers.
'Hey Mr, sorry I didn't get the homework. it was No Homework Day and I had to feed my dog.
by HarpsBored September 01, 2022
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Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
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homework candy

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.
"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"
by drfunk441 March 09, 2021
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Homework Pass

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦
by A Average December 16, 2022
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Homework Pass

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦
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homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.
"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"
by JayBlack October 30, 2016
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