Mary Ho

Slang: A very secretly kept "platonic" paddle boarder girlfriend that throws chum to married paddle boarding men.

That Mary Ho out in the water always has a bucket of chum ready.

by lie4eil October 21, 2017

ho-up

like a glow-up, but instead of glowing up to become a hotter & better person, someone glows up to become a ho, therefore hoeing-up

Everyone expected Sara to glow-up during sophomore year, but were surprised when she had a ho-up instead and started wearing bikinis as shirts during the winter.

by joebidennn March 8, 2018

Mashin’ Ho

Your go to fuck slut. Not a friend with benefits as a mashin’ ho is just a walking set of sex holes and there is no meaningful relationship beyond busting your nut when you need to.

Rachel is my mashin’ ho.

This party is full of mashin’ hos.

Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

skype ho

A prostitute uses Skype to meet her clients.

You know that chic you befriended on Facebook, she's a Skype ho.

by ms.jess66 August 17, 2016

materialistic ho

A girl who only hangs with you for the things you can buy her.

"Look at Ajsa."
"She only started dating him because he buys her Michael Kors."
"She's such a materialistic ho."

by lulou January 11, 2018

Ho parade

Any event where three or more girls of less than reputable status will be present.

Yo, you going to the ho parade Saturday? I heard EVERYONE is going to get laid.

by KmartTerrorist June 24, 2010

eem-ho

one of those gothic girls that has fucked all of the gothic boys.

the one who wears the jean mini skirt, and corset that shows all the fat on her not so pretty body.

she is such an eem-ho. that fat dirty slut

by shh. i cant tell u =O November 6, 2007