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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
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Heavy hitter

Me: nah i dont feel like going to the party
Them: there's so many heavy hitters
Me: oh hell yea count me in
by nickfrat34 April 29, 2023
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pullin a heavy

when someone overreacts aggresively over something or someone
guy 1: "hey bro, you checkin out my girl!?"
guy 2: dafuq!?
girlfriend: pulls guy 1 by the arm away "jesus guy 1 you can stop pullin a heavy now..."
by CharlesXavior October 21, 2016
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Heavy Blankets

Used instead of “lit, sick, dope, awesome, sweet, etc.” when something is “cool.”
Dude 1: Check out this sweet bong man!
Dude 2: Yeah man, heavy blankets, dude!
by thedavidventer November 9, 2020
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Heavy

Definition 1: Something isn’t good
Definition 2: something is good
Definition 3: someone is a hard kid
Definition 4: someone is soft

All depends on the term & tone it is used in
-Definition 1-
Person1: my mum died last night
Person2: heavy

-Definition 2-
Person1: have a look at tha fitty
Person2: wah she’s heavy her

Or

Person1: tha chippy was heavy
Person2: Init

-Definition 3-
Person1: imma wig tha James
Person2: nah he’s a heavy kid him

-Definition 4-
Person1: imma go have a bifter
Person2: heavy kid you smoking Richmond’s
by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023
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HEAVY SNOWAGE!

A completely insane amount of snow that breaks multiple national records, like in the winter of 2010-2011. Similar to HEAVY DOSAGE, but with snow.
Did you get some snow? No, we got HEAVY SNOWAGE!
by LeePHiggy February 21, 2011
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heavy mind

clumsy mind, dull-witted, stupid
If you don't know such obvious things, then you really are a heavy mindd
by Fextice June 18, 2024
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