HAGFY

Abbreviation for Hide and go fuck yourself

pronounced HAG-FEE

Why don't you go outside and play HAGFY

by Capt.LOL March 27, 2011

Hairy gumdrop

A person who follows you around and doesn't typically have friends and TRIES to be friends with the popular people.

Also a person with hairy and saggy boobs/moobs

"Dude that guy just took off his shirt"
" he's a hairy gumdrop"

by Positivebutdeath December 14, 2014

hairy

hairy toys that make kids feel funny in a way that they just stop laughing when there hairy toy dies

DUDE that toy is sopooooooooooooooooooooooo hairy im dying in laughter thank you mr.drops

by NotArben June 14, 2019

hairy turd

is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"

Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"

by tallwhytboi March 23, 2005

hairy vagina

a person, usually a man, that has facial hair all around their mouth at a substantial length. when turned sideways, opened, closed, or giggling (a thank you), it is known as a hairy vagina

may i please tickle your hairy vagina rich?
"An all around good time"
TH xxoo.<3

by tori hargreaves November 21, 2007

hairy axe gash

another term for the female bits downstairs.

that girls hairy axe gash stinks...

by L Wilson September 18, 2006

Hairy Beverly

Refers to a woman with an unusual amount of pubic hair, generally when the bush reaches above the belly button.

She was such a Hairy Beverly that I had to do a 180 when I started going Downtown!

by jwardle006 May 15, 2007