The Ginger Syndrome

Also known as trisomy 69, is a rare genetic disorder caused by any piece of red shaded hair attached to one's body. This disorder is particularly effective on any Asian gingers, causing them to have hyper madness and insanity, saying unnecessary comments whilst having a powerful vocal chord capable of having over 10000000000000000000000 decibel causing severe eardrum damaged and ear cancer.

The WHO society found no cure or treatment for the Ginger Syndrome "We're fucked. " -Obama

by Proxy November 15, 2016

Michael the Ginger

An extremely AWESOME ginger. He knows every rap song and is extremely funny. He's always loving but, is really competitive when it comes to World of Warcraft and Xbox. And he hates little kids. (Usually around 7 or under)

Little boy on xbox: That kid is picking on me !

Me: It's Michael the Ginger ! o:

by emmh1473 July 13, 2011

Ginger minger

A red-head whose visual putrescence is sickening.

That Kathy Griffin slut is an f'in ginger minger.

by Duder December 13, 2003

Gingerbread Man Sex

When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.

Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.

I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.

by JBeee June 30, 2011

ginger hair

A rare hair colour that can either be considered stunning or minging. Is a sort of RED colour and looks much better on females than on males. The most orange tints of ginger are considered the most disgusting.

God, that guy was a ginger hair-ed GOD!

Ewww, that bloke's ginger hair was so orange it outshined the sun!!

Oh yes, now THAT boy's, is a lush example of a sexy girl with ginger hair! One in a million!

by LovliJessie May 24, 2005

Ginger

The hair colour that all thieves have in common. If you see a ginger, the chances are he already has many of your possessions. Some say that the gingers use magical powers to stash large objects into theor pockets. This belief came about as the ginger people have an urge to steal the largest object in sight, regardless of value. The only way to defend against the ginger menace is to expose their gingery evil to sunlight, in which they will immediately catch fire and burn to death.

A ginger escaped from the zoo. Watch your wallet.

by Lord Nightbane April 25, 2007

gingerbreading

To violently attack in a cock sucking (fellatio) rampage.

~AAGGGHH! It's a massacre, Chuck Norris is gingerbreading hords of waterfowl!

~Watch out that snowman is gingergreading people.

by gidows June 11, 2006