Ghostfuck

When you're engaging in sexual activity in front of your closest friends who want to see the action, but don't want to see you. Put a sheet over your body -- leaving eyeholes, a mouth hole, and a dick hole -- and let your girl grind the ghost.

Dude, did you see Jonathan Ghostfuck the shit out of Courtney last night!?

by Jonastud Coffey June 1, 2007

ghost poo

A ghost poo is _the_ rarest and king of all poos. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.

"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did."

"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"

by Malc_C July 24, 2008

Ghost chips

These chips are looking bloody tasty, but if you want them you have to go zap zap zap and shoot ghost george till he starts turning normal and hes like 'oh noo', then you can grab his ghost chips and be like 'sweet as bro'

This from the epic song 'Ghost Chips' by the Cuzzies <3

Stole ghost chips from ghost george

LEGEND

by person1232145654 November 23, 2011

ghost pepper

This pepper is 100 times as hot as the Habenaro Chili Pepper. So, this chili is also referred to as 'The Chuck Norris Breath Mint'

1. Hey, man, I bet you won't eat that Ghost Pepper!
2. Fuck no!
1. I bet chuck norris would!

by Turraaayyy. September 25, 2011

ghost ride

A bunch of retards who run around next to their car while its still moving.

Bob: Did you just see that f**kin idiot?
Fred: Oh, you mean the guy with a t shirt so big it looked like a dress, running next to his hoopty-ass cheverolet?
Bob: Yeah, that guy. He's ghost riding his whip.
Fred: Ghost ride huh? F**kin idiot.

by oakland bob fred November 24, 2007

Ghostbustering

An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.

Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"

Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"

Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."

Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

shower ghost

the residue left behind in the shower after a vigorous session of shower time masturbation

Jamers was in the shower for a hour and left the walls coated with shower ghosts

by RyanAllyn April 26, 2006