German Thigh Gap

A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs

"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."

by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015

Angry German Kid

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.

Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...

by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023

German Sytch The First

One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm

man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always

by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023

german stew pot

Sexual position. Common origins point to early 19th century when food was scarce and stew was popular. A German-Stew-Pot occurs when you fucking your girl friend from behind, popularly known as doggy-style, and the male farts into a can and holds it to the woman's nose as he orgasms. The woman typically snorts like a pig to add to the effect.

ricky: honeymoon was great, we had such a great time.
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!

by a_pecker_head October 11, 2017

Big German Bagel

To put a bagel around your penis and have a woman eat it off.

Adam thinks big german bagels are delicious.

by GODSMACK May 19, 2014

german food

It sucks

german Food sucks

by KKKCONFIRMEDKKK July 4, 2016

german shiza porn

A type of porn found in germany in which the man lies underneith the womans asshole, and sucks out a nice steamy fart. The idea of sucking out a fart seems gross and uncivilized but in reality adam and eve often got bored with regular sex so they got interesting ideas with this love nugget.

Bob: Wow man, I was fucking Tracy last night and she asked if I would perform German Shiza Porn on her, and I said yes and it was amazing!
Tom: Dude its taken me years to even drink chelseas piss...

by Jason Dhillon April 29, 2008