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Gabriel

a guy who likes sport but is very bad at it, has no friends, has been rejected many times, doesn't have a life, can be depressed, his hairline will make your day, and most importantly zeyad is better than him at soccer and he talks bad all the time.
whoaa zeyad is so good at soccer, hey who is sitting all by himself, thats gabriel the new kid.
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Gabriel

A crazy person who stalks all his friends
Person1: My brothers acting like a Gabriel

Person2: must be that trend doing it to him.
by WOUSHAONA September 16, 2022
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gabriel kyle apuli

wow the new iphone is gabriel kyle apuli
by Zenwooo February 10, 2023
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Gabriel

GABRIEL IS A FREAK IN THE SHEETS AND HUGE
by Andrew.ipt January 3, 2024
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Gabriel

A dope as fuck person. Gabriel is super non challant and doesnt give a single flying rats ass about anything at all in the entire world. Bro literally can be witnessing the apocalypse and not give a single dookie shart he’d probably just make himself a tuna melt and fucking chill. Probably on like a hammock or something chill like that cuz he’s so chill and non chalant. Gabriel has been asked to care a little more about things and he responds with “nah i dont care ab that chief imma go eat a tuna melt”. Then he goes and fucking chills hard a fuck cuz he doesnt give a fuck. It is truly unique how Gabriel can be so full of passion yet not give a single rats ass about absolutely diddly squat. He loves art but he legit doesnt care about it all or even thinks about it ever. The duality of man. Truly psychedelic. A complex character. A tuna melt smasher.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Gabriel?
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe
by Tunameltdestroyer July 30, 2025
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Gabriele

Always the best, dislikes most vegetables and has the biggest penis around, he is some kind of primal tho always making monkey noises, he has some sort of alchool addiction
Yo see that guy making monkey noises? must be a gabriele
by Jhon deo November 22, 2021
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Gabriel-syndrome

the Gabriel-syndrome is a syndrome where somebody is very retarded and has

no mother figure in their life.
(but a father figure.)
Child:"Mom look this person looks retarded!"
Mom:"oh, don't worry my dear they just have the Gabriel-syndrome."
by .kittyy._ January 23, 2024
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