Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 15, 2023

Frog-Princess Association

An association founded in April 1703 to provide frogs with suitable princesses, and vice versa. Operators of the Frog-Princess Mobile.

Hey, Isabelle — have the Frog-Princess Association sent you this month's recommendations yet?

by Frog-Princess Association April 02, 2011

Frog in her throat

Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.

Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Cartwheeling frog-job

When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69

Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!

by Large DangleWanger 1678 July 27, 2020

your dog a frog

The most almighty out of all the forbid in faces.

"Your mom gay."
"Your daddy lesbian."
"Your granny tranny."
"Your grandpap a trap."
"Your sisters a mister."
"Your brothers a mother."
"No you."
Your dog a frog
Falls down dead

by Grandpa dom March 21, 2018

Your Dog A frog

It is know as the ultimate comeback and this phrase can be used against Your Granny A Tranny And Your Grandpap A Trap

Your mom gay no u your granny a tranny well your dog a frog

by Griffball123 March 22, 2018