First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011

first base

Snogging / Making Out / French Kissing

Amy and Jack went to First Base at the movies last night.

by Alex February 13, 2004

first world problem

Usually related to electronics or the internet.

Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.

by damaca September 23, 2011

Cum Fiesta

When you drop a huge load its a Cum fiesta.

"Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!"or "Wow my room smells like a Cum fiesta."

by titotitititit April 24, 2006

who's on first

the most basic of facts (from Who's on First?, a confusing comedy routine that was done by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello)

Apparently, most politicians don't even know who's on first about citizenship.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2009

Chinese Firetruck

When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.

Jerry: Hey Lakeisha, get your ass in this bed and give me a Chinese Firetruck!!!

by DjAsianTech November 7, 2010

lady's first

Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks

Lady's first

by tiger wolf March 31, 2015