Shitty Father

A father who moves to another country and leaves his children emotionally damaged and who can not see problems in themselfs. "Nothing wrong with me mate"

Fuck you shitty father

Sorry dude I'm dealing with shitty father problems

by How gay art thow May 24, 2022

Baby Father

What white people call their baby daddy.

“ Isn’t that Jessica’s baby daddy”

“ Girl Jessica is white, that’s her baby father…get it right.”

by Sluttymcslutslut94 March 1, 2025

father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019

father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024