one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022

Fish eyed cu_t

A female who sees men as tools and women as pawns with her fish eyes fake nails and fake lashes. FECs are usually fat and mean approach with caution.

My baby mom is such a FEC fish eyed cu_t.

by Mrs. Jack Black May 18, 2025

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

Red eyed wolf

A red eyed black wolf, specifically in a tattoo, is a way to recognize a sex offender.

Look at that fat woman with the red eyed wolf tattoo, she must be a pedo.

by Kyle00110 February 7, 2024

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017

Fog eyed

Fat person with a wog eye, typically from a Mexican descent

Did you see Antonio the other day, that fog eyed guy

by GoonMcJoner April 1, 2021