Eli is a tall sexy man that needs to finger me an let me suck his dick he’s so fucking fine an suck the cum out of his PP
Eli is so hot
by BIGGGG PP July 16, 2021
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Someone you’re to scared to talk to no matter how much you want to. You’ll talk to everyone about him except talk to him.
by Lonerstonerhater October 7, 2020
Get the Eli mug.This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
Fuck Eli.
by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020
Get the Eli mug.The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.
Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)
Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)
Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie
by mystify April 8, 2022
Get the Elie mug.Well my name is Elise so I'm going to define myself 😅
First ,I'm French so sorry for my spelling …
Ok so I have brown hair , green eyes ,I'm very tall about 173cm I don't know how is it in English … 😅😅
My friends says I have a cute face (idt but ok…)
I'm bi or lesbian it depend on the mood and unlike all the other posts, no I don't only hang out with guys !! I actually hang out with girls very often and I have a few boy friends (if you are one of them feel happy) .
I'm very romantic and need attention, I read posts that said we have big asses 🥲🥲 I think not but I have a body that women would envy ,but non sorry for that.
I listening only Billie Eilish bc she's my wife even if she will never see me …
And when I'm tired of listening to it (so almost never) ,I listen Cigarette after Sex, JXVK , Olivia Rodrigo,Nessa Barett ,Charlie XCX and many others …
The Elise have a huge dirty mind but it is sometimes hidden 😏 …
I love eating but I'm still thin so I'm happy ,like food is my entire life ,I can't understand people who make diet ?!?
I love helping others but I am very stingy, I talk a lot but I love listening to others in their problems, I talk easily about my problems but I easily hide my emotions if I want to.
I love dressing , I can spend hours choosing my outfit and makeup.
Love experience level (I have 15)
Crush : 2
Ppl in crush on me : 8
Kiss : 4
Couple : 2
Good 😅😅 I talked a lot but I hope it helped you …
First ,I'm French so sorry for my spelling …
Ok so I have brown hair , green eyes ,I'm very tall about 173cm I don't know how is it in English … 😅😅
My friends says I have a cute face (idt but ok…)
I'm bi or lesbian it depend on the mood and unlike all the other posts, no I don't only hang out with guys !! I actually hang out with girls very often and I have a few boy friends (if you are one of them feel happy) .
I'm very romantic and need attention, I read posts that said we have big asses 🥲🥲 I think not but I have a body that women would envy ,but non sorry for that.
I listening only Billie Eilish bc she's my wife even if she will never see me …
And when I'm tired of listening to it (so almost never) ,I listen Cigarette after Sex, JXVK , Olivia Rodrigo,Nessa Barett ,Charlie XCX and many others …
The Elise have a huge dirty mind but it is sometimes hidden 😏 …
I love eating but I'm still thin so I'm happy ,like food is my entire life ,I can't understand people who make diet ?!?
I love helping others but I am very stingy, I talk a lot but I love listening to others in their problems, I talk easily about my problems but I easily hide my emotions if I want to.
I love dressing , I can spend hours choosing my outfit and makeup.
Love experience level (I have 15)
Crush : 2
Ppl in crush on me : 8
Kiss : 4
Couple : 2
Good 😅😅 I talked a lot but I hope it helped you …
Hi I'm Elise !
by Billieswife January 27, 2025
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But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
by ???-- November 3, 2021
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