elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023

Alabama Elephant

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube

“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant”

by CBPC601 December 8, 2024

elephant

its elephant thats all

look at the elephant!

by ø┴Å√⌠Ω March 11, 2021

elephant trunk

An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.

I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.

by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024

Elephant

When you are banging a fat chick who is also a screamer.

Paul you must have really been ramming that elephant last night, the whole floor was shaking!

by Trebor Thunder November 28, 2018

Sloppy Elephant

When a person with a penis tucks their penis between their legs and inserts it into their own ass.

We really gave ourselves a sloppy elephant when we implemented that change no one wanted to use.

by Noxid625 July 8, 2024

flipping the elephant

When the sex is so rough it flips the bed over.

"Damn gurl we were flipping the elephant. Now we need a new bed"

by Elefun May 20, 2014