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Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.
Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.
by Ushi April 8, 2005
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Eat A Food

A Jamaican term derving from hustlers and shottas.
"Eat" meaning to survive. To get by and make enough money to live the way you want. "Foods" means to do anything and I mean anything.
My dogs will "eat" any "food" at any time.
My boys will do anything at anytime to get by.

Dem boy de no want man fe Eat A food
Those guys dont wannna see me prosper

I'm trying to finish school this year so I can eat like the big shots.
by FYAH REDZ September 21, 2005
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eat crow

What the Susan G. Komen Foundation ended up having to do after deciding to cut funding to Planned Parenthood.
After a huge public outcry, the Susan G. Komen Foundation was forced to eat crow and reverse their decision.
by largewriter March 7, 2012
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Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.
Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.
by Me December 26, 2003
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Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".
SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"
by Alby2141 November 19, 2022
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eat cement

eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out
octno: "hey ooga"
eat cement: "אני אכנס לבית שלך ואכל את החתול שלך."
by Soup__ October 21, 2021
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Eat ham

Two words to describe a living legend
Friend: wow
Eat ham:what can I say I’m a legend
by Awe LTD October 9, 2020
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