Recovering Duche Bag

A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance

Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.

(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.

(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.

(Girl) Why not?

(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.

by krusty123 May 31, 2010

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).

Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.

by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011

lover duche oven

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

by I'm da man April 27, 2016

emily duncan

Emily Duncan is a hybrid of an excellent human and a cat.

"hey, did you see Emily Duncan doing something cool?"

"of course I did, she always does cool shit!"

by oohlaaMeow July 19, 2016

Dirty Duchess

The Dirty Duchess is a classy chick who's fallen on tough times so she resorts to awhoring. She's usually one of the better spoken ladywhores that you'll encounter. She'll maintain perfect decorum throughout your encounter with her and you must make sure you follow Robert's Rules of Order and Emily Post's rules of etiquette in your dealings with her.

"That Dirty Duchess was so very polite when she gave me that Cleveland steamer."

by Mister Bastard November 11, 2016

Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain

Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017