Douchebag

A tool, one who acts like he is better than others.

A Maintenance of America manager.

That manager acts like his shit don't stink, what a douchebag.

by Barnythekid December 18, 2014

Douchebag

Usually a lame, beta male that has no chick, and no chance at getting one. He may be on the friend list of several, mainly because he has no A game, and doesn't know how to score pussy.

Women avoid you if you are a douchebag.

by acguy2 July 28, 2016

Douchebag

Describes what is left of a person after the best part of them dripped down the crack of their mama’s ass.

You are a complete and utter douchebag. The best part of you dripped down the crack of your mama’s ass.

by El Barbón March 15, 2023

douchebag-dickhead

when someone can't handle anything and acts out at any moment possible

jay jay is a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay always acts like a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay can't handle life cuz he is a douchebag-dickhead

by sav mor fuckin adams January 27, 2021

douchebag

A guy who acts like he's accomplished more than he actually has.

Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.

by A-ronYo September 17, 2021

Douchebag

Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.

Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.

by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024

Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.

Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?

by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025