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douchebag

somebody that wears white glasses or has that white g shock watch.
man he is such a douchebag, look at him in his white glasses and that g shock!
by qwerty boii February 16, 2019
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Douchebag

A member and/or persons assigned to the rescue company, the rescue, or the SQUAD. Commonly found sitting around the table Monday morning quarterbacking a call he was not on duty for and/or did not respond to. Including but not limited to structure fires, vehicle accidents with

persons trapped and/or confined, or any call in the jurisdiction or surrounding areas. Usually saying things like “well if we were there”, “we should’ve been dispatched” , “I know we were closer”, “what are they gonna do?”. Also ignores simple direction from any Chief Officer. However he/she will be found in the Chiefs office complaining about why the Engine Captain always places them in service before they arrive on scene, Why they have to go out of service the pointless training, and why they couldn’t add on to a specific call for service.
Probationer - “Why is Chad being such a douchebag?”
Senior Man - “It’s a prerequisite for being assigned to the Rescue Company
by Mkvswagg December 7, 2021
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Douchebag

The jerk of jerk’s a twat in your anyone’s freinds group a pervert in a Park and a man who thinks he owns the world.
Look it’s the douchebag rice gum

Person1-look it’s that guy Logan asking the jj dude to fight
Person1 and 2- fucking douchebag
by Ruben portela July 7, 2021
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Douchebag

A male who wears Calvin Klein, Ugg boots, Crocs, LuLu Lemon or equivalent, who drives a Subaru, especially an STI
Of course that dude in Calvin Klein sweats and Crocs would be driving a STI. What a douchebag.
by Bpit4 May 31, 2024
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Douchebag

Someone who is used by hoes to clean their pussies.
Poor guy got used as a Douchebag by the ho at taco bell to clean her pussy.
by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024
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Double douchebag

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here
by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021
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Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.
Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022
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