Douchebag

Someone who is used by hoes to clean their pussies.

Poor guy got used as a Douchebag by the ho at taco bell to clean her pussy.

by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024

Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.

Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?

by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025

douchebag

somebody that wears white glasses or has that white g shock watch.

man he is such a douchebag, look at him in his white glasses and that g shock!

by qwerty boii February 16, 2019

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

by Dezzuh February 8, 2023

Douchebag

An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!

Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!

by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014