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douche bro

A combination of the terms douche bag and dude bro, which describes an even more annoying type of person than each term used singularly.
This type of person was/is probably in a fraternity. They may hold an esteemed position at a company. He is a pompous asshole. However, he is also fun. He likely surfs, shotguns beers, and smokes weed. He probably spits on the sidewalk and talks too loud to his clients/friends on his cell phone in a quiet place like post office or elevator.
My coworker, Zac, just tried to high five me after yelling at our waitress for forgetting his side of fries that he never even ordered. That guy is such a douche bro.
by jessicagay October 20, 2009
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Hipster Douche

A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.

Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.

Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.

Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.

Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:

1. Inherited wealth

2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.

3. Heavy drinking

4. Sexism

The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
Graham is such a Hipster Douche.
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 9, 2011
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douche kanoosh

n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.
by thebouncerguy May 7, 2010
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La Douche

1) An eloquent way of calling a guy a dick head
2) A lying, cheating bastard, usually hailing from New Jersey
3) A guy who drives around in a car mommy and daddy bought, with a "Bella" license plate
I still can't believe the shit he pulled, he's a La Douche...

He is beyond Dick Rude, he's what we call a La Douche...
by Turnhead May 27, 2010
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Douche Missile

A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.
Dan is not your average douche. He is a flaming douche missile.
by dbag5000 May 1, 2005
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douche bump

A bump on the skin, normally on the skin at the back of the neck, that appears when you are surrounded by douche bags or when you encounter a particularly-huge douche bag.

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Whenever that douche bag Hansell is around, Tim gets a huge douche bump on the back of his neck.
by jjmills May 5, 2007
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Douche Brigade

A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.
I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.
by Randal Smothers January 6, 2008
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