one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
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Done a Harry

Look's like he has gone and "Done a Harry"
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Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
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Ya Done

When someone got you fucced up.. you end it all right there!
“So you really not gon come over? Cool YA DONE
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Ya Done

Commonly used in response to an exceedingly annoying individual who doesn't know when to stop the shenannigans.
Jackson m8 "Ya done?"

Fucking better be.
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Done a Dame

When you fuck up something or something just generally goes wrong
Stoon: I was cooking tea before and I’ve accidentally burnt down the kitchen
Lip: You’ve Done a Dame there
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