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Heber Creeper

Deliberate mounting of a man within the city limits of Heber City, Utah. Riding commences slowly and with intense eye contact. Best performed between the hours of 5 and 11pm.
Did you hear the news? Billy Bob got the Heber Creeper from Sally Ann last night down by the creek.
by llcmonkey April 13, 2024
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Ghostly Boss Creeper

Any supervisor that takes unsanctioned pictures of a coworker, secretly hiding behind walls and cubicles. The supervisor then disappears like a ghost.
I stopped by the yard the other day and the Director showed me pictures on his phone of a female employee. He was so proud of himself. He’s is a ghostly boss creeper!

The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself
by BunkyHairTIE April 27, 2024
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creeper

Joe Biden. Smells little girls and boys hair as he pulls them close and gropes them while their parents look on helplessly. Let's Go Brandon!
The Creeper bumbled through the tightly scripted event, and afterwards grabbed Senator Ray's daughter by both shoulders as she struggled to escape his Nosferatu grasp. He then inhaled a huge whiff of her girlish essence in an attempt to steal gratification.
by Brandonsboy November 30, 2021
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Ninja Creeper

When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.
Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-
by - Spoof - December 5, 2021
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Pink Creeper

A slang term in Minecraft for your penis.
"*Tsss*, my Pink Creeper is about to explode!",
"That's one big ol' Pink Creeper there mister" or
"Come over here and cuddle with my Pink Creeper"
by jessino March 3, 2024
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Charged Creeper

To approach a girl during sex whilst shuffling across the carpet in socks to generate static electricity, once your dick, in the sock, touches her anus, it shocks her leaving a burn mark on her chocolate starfish.
Last night he gave me a charged creeper, I still feel it when I walk!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024
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