Cold horse

Cock blocking a buff douche bag

Give that wrestler a cold horse he ain’t worth it

by Tranny Sammy March 20, 2019

cold pimp

A person who 'owns' outrageous, flashy behavior. Often in choice of attire.

He showed up for the boxing match weigh in, a cold pimp in a full length mink coat

by Nodsumi July 17, 2017

Cold As Jack

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.

Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack.

by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

cold pancake

Sexy Buns

your cold pancake makes me wet

by PinkyPen December 23, 2017

Cold Stromboli

The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.

I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.

by 2praslin March 1, 2019

Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 26, 2019

Cold Caller

A person who called you about a service that you did not apply for.

Hey, I didn't say anything about a lawn mowing service. Damn cold caller!

by Wizeguy400 April 24, 2019