Cold Sex 

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

Cold Sex by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022

cold dog 

cold hot dog

This cold dog is great.

cold dog by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y July 8, 2022

cold stir 

A method of preparing a syringe of heroin, cocaine, or other water soluble, injectable substances. The cold stir utilizes not flame or heat to “cook” the shot. This is typically utilized in areas where powdered heroin (as opposed to tar) is readily accessible and the application of heat is not needed.

Did you have to cook it? Nah bruh, cold stir - down the hatch, Sheriff of Noddingham mode.

cold stir by Magic Mike & The Big D July 21, 2022

Cold Topic 

Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.

Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!

Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.

Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?

Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.

Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.

Cold Topic by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022

cold in my professions, warm in my friendships 

a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)

hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate

person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.

cold in my professions, warm in my friendships by YourEverydayDemiKid October 2, 2022

Cold as Nutsack 

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

Cold as Nutsack by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022

cold wieners In a pot 

Wasted potential the most disappointing group of children (little) small brained imbeciles who will never get no where in life

You all are a bunch of cold wieners in a pot
Bob is a cold Weiner

cold wieners In a pot by Theratspajamas February 6, 2023