A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.
by astecc November 1, 2021
Get the Churchmug. a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
by Sexydimma November 4, 2012
Get the to reform The Churchmug. An interdenominational charismatic church headquartered in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. It is famous for its annual Easter Passion Plays which re-enact the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ. However, what makes this Church's plays famous in particular is that they are themed around famous movies and use characters from modern popular culture as stand-ins for the Biblical characters. It first gained attention in when YouTuber Jenny Nicholson posted a video where she reviews all of their Easter plays from 2008 to 2022.
I can't believe it but during the 2018 Church of the Rock Easter Passion Play, they literally crucified Iron Man while he was singing "tubthumping"! And they even mashed it up with "It's the end of the world as we know it"!
by EthanRosca February 27, 2024
Get the Church of the Rockmug. A gang of elderly women, with big slab heads who bully others so that they are afraid to attend church functions. Intimidation tactics include slander, text messages sent to recipients either too early in the morning or too late at night to cause distress and sometimes outright shouting and shoving matches, always in view of the public in order to assert dominance.
"Margaret Beetson and crew are such OAP Church Thugs. They flat out refused to accept Barbara's cakes for the church bake-off comp.
by Poobody May 6, 2025
Get the OAP Church Thugsmug. A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays
*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020
Get the Lukeism Churchmug. It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap
by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017
Get the Church napmug. Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
by St. Gregory October 26, 2013
Get the home churchingmug.