chip bowl

The act of using a female vagina in combination with a cone as a chip bowl. Typically the subject is propped up on their head (either in a hand stand, or using some sort of contraption) and a traffic cone is inserted into their vaginal or anal orifice. The cone and orifice are then filled with salsa and accompanied with a platter of tortilla chips for partygoers to enjoy.

I had to break up with Shelly, since I went to a party and the douchers at Lambda Lambda Chi were using her as a chip bowl.

I just can't picture her tucking in our future kids at night anymore.

by R. Pontin August 13, 2009

Ketchup chip

The possible, if not probable, aftereffect on one's peen of having sex with a lady during her special lady time.

"I thought it was a voodoo curse, but turns out I just got ketchup chipped."

by Gross Hank December 31, 2008

Chocolate Chip

When a girl's nail polish on her toes starts to chip, revealing her real toe nail, which is dead and colored brown like chocolate.

As John looked down at the floor during class, he noticed that Deej's nail polish on her toenails started to chip, revealing dead, brown nails. This reminded him immediately of a chocolate chip.

by th3 brown mamba June 10, 2009

chip pisser

A person or occurance who/ which pisses on your chips.

"I hate that bitch- she's such a chip pisser!"

by tommyboy83 May 31, 2007

Buffalow Chips

Chips made by a buffalow.
America

I was lost in a meadow and starving when a buffalow came up to me and made me some chips.

by Kandis June 20, 2004

chips and salsa

the bestest couple everrrrr, ee and al

i wish we were as cute as chips and salsa, i deff jock them

by andy January 31, 2005

fish and chips

A bad poker player who's on a lucky streak.

Don't be fooled by the size of his stack, it's fish and chips.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006