Hot Carlson

Similar to a Hot Carl but a Hot Carlson is when you piss on the face and then defecate on it.

Blaine: Dude, I can't believe you fucked Charity.
Nick: If you think that is bad than did you know Greener gave her a Hot Carlson?
Blaine: Dude, did you still kiss her?
Nick: Ya toungue and all. I love that shit.

by Hot Carl Gustav February 7, 2009

Carbon guilt

The horrible guilt a generally green-minded person feels when they have no choice but to do something entirely unsustainable.

"I am so racked with carbon guilt-- my company is making me fly half way across the world for a 2 hour meeting!"

by Andrea Fernandez June 19, 2008

carbonated crazy

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

by AmyBeans September 15, 2010

Carbon Curbstomp

A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.

Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."

Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."

by shizzamz5 November 22, 2010

Carlson's Scrolls

n. notes on courting girls passed on amongst high school kids.

"Carlson" is the title given to the mastermind in courtship techniques in the class - it was alleged that "Carl-" refers to "Court", and "-son" refers to "God" in Cantonese-Chinese dialect, meaning "God of Courtships".

Student A: "Look what I got from Zieglar's drawer!"
Student B & C: "It's Carlson's Scrolls!"
Student A: "Yep. See this one.. 'probing hands'.. that sounds brilliant!"
Student D: "Looks like Zieglar is gonna try these techniques on Rona this summer.. emmm..."

by Benji "Carlson" Wong November 16, 2011

Carbon Muncher

Someone who eats hairy pussy.

Damn. He ate Caitlyn last night. Fucking carbon muncher. Smh. o3o

by Bitch you wish you had ♥ January 5, 2012

Carlson Incident

When one passes up a perfect opportunity to bang a hot chick but for no good reason doesn't. He is either oblivious to when she flirts with him or he is a pussy bitch.

Meg was totally sexting Dan but he had himself a Carlson incident.

by Gator Dick December 8, 2012