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Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
by Rioooo April 7, 2010
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As a Cajun I don’t care about you people

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.
As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020
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Gene will take care of it

Telling everyone loudly, in a very confident manner that you are going to take care of a task that will never get done.
by Bama Al March 2, 2021
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how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
by Dolanski May 5, 2018
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After Care Swiftplay

A swiftplay you queue in the game Valorant treated as an aftercare to controlling your duo's Lovense and participate in pillow talk.
I controlled Sage's Lovense then we queued an After Care Swiftplay.
by kittenxouwu March 18, 2024
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You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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care gap

care gap n. in a feminist reality we must brief on the morest biggest hardest correctest care gap of the major sexes
a modern syndrome where digital partners are vastly surpassing real life friendship and especially in intimate partnerships supposed to be at least historically between a man in a woman. all dangerous gaps inspired by FanFan interviews from YouTube and stuff { gender faith gap, thigh gap, pay gap, feminist gap, free the nipple gap, minority lack of pro femenisim gap, men's safety gap, islamic women have extra clothing knowledge gap, all men probably have graped once gap, any love gap, LGBTQ+ knowledge gap, single by beyondsay rent gap, boyfriend purse gap, buy me more jewlery gap, men don't have feelings gap, prison limit gap, feminist men gap, love is temporary gap, poly-date gap, minority knowledge gap, grandma friendship ring gap, men-are-dogs gap funfun saying, *kid's safety gap }
mansplaining { gender dysphoria gap, big pharma gap, men's health gap, drug affliction gap, ^internet body art for profit gap, ^^ war sanity gap, GMO gap, chemical poisoning in our food gap, private surgery gap, grandma's racial feelings gap, ^^^breakdown of the family gap }
most of the modern relationships have at least 13% care gap due to flaming eye socket syndrome
thereso, suchas, since, s/t, hence; lady gapping statements > man gapping lady statements > man gap > care gap

I think really, to drill this home, someone...
TBC //tinyurl.com/funfun-caregapping
Yo 13/18 % of the Entourage cast were suffering from flaming eye socket syndrome so they all had divorces due to the insane care gap. Men assumed and feminist know intrinsically that with jobs husbands could sustain Only Fans and big happy smiling wives. Feminist movement one, no alcohol, perfect. Feminist movement two, free the nipple, perfect. Men perfect, women perfector. Feminism is next to Heaven.
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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