Esme birthday

This is the birthday of the most amazing person and the bestest friend an Esme is a caring,kind,amazing and nicest sometimes abusive person ever

Omg it’s Esme birthday she’s so sweet.

by N0tmK July 25, 2022

Happy Birthday

When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

My GF gave me a happy birthday this morning. I gave her breakfast in bed.

by Notmynamehere July 30, 2023

Birthday deal

A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.

"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann

by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008

birthday buddy

a friend most likely a lover that lives far away and on your birthday she comes to house and bangs you!

dude i had an awsome time my birthday buddy came over.

by collin foster October 1, 2007

birthday cake

adj.
a guy being mean to a girl
an asshole

justin!
you're being such a birthday cake

by chum August 23, 2007

birthday the american

A boy who loves to kick every countries butt!

Birthday the american beats Merriam the Russia and Petrie the Mongolia every time.

by Birthdaytheamerican November 3, 2006

it's your birthday

Who gives a shit it's your birthday, you most likely don't have any friends.

Tom: Its my birthday...Yay!
Bob: Does it look like I care?!?

by Cyber Ghost March 23, 2004