Bread Basket

An nonspecific unit of measurement used to quantitate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, recockulessness, etc. Other uses: Bushel Basket (5 Bread Baskets), Jesus Bread Basket (a Bread Basket worth of Bread Baskets), Holy Mother of Basketed Bread (a Break Basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the Big Bang), the Frodo Bread Basket(a Bread Basket thats not quite a Basketful of Bread)

Dylan: What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.

Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Corn Bread

1) The most incredibly perfect substance on the Planet

2) The substance of which God is made of

.....mmmmmmmmmmmm..........corn bread......mmmmmmmmmm........

by Adfectio June 07, 2005

bread and butter

an exclamation used when two people say the same thing at the same time

Dick and Jane: "I enjoy sweet pickles"
Dick: "Bread and butter"

by kensarkarl January 30, 2009

Sex Bread

Banana bread ;)

Person 1: "Oh my god. I am so hungry"
Person 2: "What are you in the mood for?"
Person 1: "Sex bread :)"

by 3201398738 November 14, 2010

crazy bread

Simply means "An enormous amount of money"

Damn you see that man's crib right there! That man makin "crazy bread"!

by Mav'rik May 14, 2008

bread cuffer

someone who uses bread as an handkerchief

lol....dun eat he gives he a bread cuffer

by 'WooFer' April 06, 2010

garlic bread

A story posted by a dumped guy, explaining how he shoved some garlic bread up his ex-girlfriend's ass. People have commented about Garlic Bread since then.

1. I FUCKIN' LOVE GARLIC BREAD
2. Garlic Bread Burns you.

by Nate the Greatness August 28, 2007