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Chronic batchelor

When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.
Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”

Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021
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Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700
Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?
by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021
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Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
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West Branch High School

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there
by kid without a mullet December 3, 2021
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Cheeky Biatch

Whose the real cheeky biatch? "Carrick Maile"
by Not the real cheeky biatch January 9, 2022
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Chad Batched

Play every battle in a game the same way (win or lose) regardless of the opponent.
I just watched Chaz, Chad Batched Rom's GAC match
by Kenzo_Representative February 6, 2022
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Karen batchen

The Grandma of Ariyanakittylove
Oh look it’s Karen batchen
by Ariyanakittylove December 29, 2021
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