brandon patterson

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"

Brandon Patterson

by BigP6969 February 4, 2010

Brandon

A bitch ass, punk ass, ho ass, trick ass, fuckboy ass, pillowmunching ass, weed wasting ass, Boy Scout ass, poser ass, motherfucker. He'll be all big behind your back but he'll shit his pants at the slightest sign of danger, he loves getting fucked up the ass by dogs and guzzles cum by the gallon

Ewwww why does it smell like dried cum? Oh that's right, Brandon's here

by Nonewniggas February 24, 2015

Brandon Schuler

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.

girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler

by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011

Let's go Brandon, I agree

Either somebody agreeing with the statement 'let's go Brandon' which means fuck Joe Biden, or, as it's preferred option, Joe Biden agreeing that he is a fucking moron and needs to go.

1.
John: Let's go Brandon
Bill: Let's go Brandon, I agree

2.
Phone caller (jokingly): have a merry Christmas, and um, let's go Brandon! * laughs
Slow Joe Biden (not realizing what just happened): Let's go Brandon, I agree

3.
Smart person: Joe, you suck!
Joe Biden: I suck, I agree

4.
Republican: Fuck Joe Biden
Barely there Biden: Fuck Joe Biden, I agree! Now where the hell am I again?

5. the fact that Sleepy Joe Biden said 'Let's go Brandon, I agree' is fucking hilarious and truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Let’s Go Brandon

New mating call used by Trump trash.

Ok Let’s go Brandon was funny at first but now anyone who does it just looks stupid.

by Spicyspectrum November 7, 2021

Brandon

The biggest asshole and TRY HARD you will ever meet.

OMG he is such a Brandon, I hate that kid.

by whycantwebefriends September 3, 2014

brandon

a lyin ass hetero who vapes and cheats on cool girls

brandons a fucking cuck!

by broccolibutt July 7, 2016