An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move
Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?
You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend
Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away
You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend
Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away
by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015
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OMG, Alyssa! Carter is your wallpaper boyfriend? ! Maybe he will ask you to be his real girlfriend some day...
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Get the national spoil your boyfriend day mug.The guy whom you were with untill he fucked a bar whore/slut/rag.... while he was 'in love with you'... dick
Hon... I have never been with her... really... thats why u are my ex-boyfriend. because i saw you stick your tongue down her throat.
by wmanscrned April 24, 2009
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by alabameryellerhammer January 24, 2011
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except hes not ur bf hes ur friend that u like alot i got one of these jackets
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niki:omg nicoles got a more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket
kasey:omg ur rigt isnt that marks
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by =.): britbby March 13, 2009
Get the more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket mug.The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.
Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."
Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."
Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
by Bbro3 July 25, 2009
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