Beef weasel

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer

Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!

by Bert McDingle March 1, 2022

Pulling the Beef

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019

Whistle Beef

To deficate in a mostly liquidous form with strong velocity. The result may cause butt cheek vibration, toilet bowl reverberation and an audible rumble.

"I think some passengers on the airplane heard me whistle beef becuase of the dirty looks I received when exiting the lavatory.

by Moosemunch February 3, 2010

beef wine

A fine Chilean Sauvignon Blanc that smells distinctively of gravy.

Damn, this smells like gravy...must be that Chilean beef wine!

by mostein d eisenhower August 28, 2009

Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love

dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!

by Quaid Farmer January 15, 2009

Beef Pillow

An extremely large carne asada burrito filled so full of beef that you want to rest your head on it.

Dude, this Beef Pillow from Rudy's Taco Shop is muy delicious.

by mcjizzle January 18, 2010