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wood workers

any wood workers

by Joe Bloe September 18, 2003

cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.

"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.

by Justtivue January 10, 2017

fucktard bastard

Someone who is exceedingly idiotic or moronic.

You are such a fucktard bastard, Allan!

by LoneWolf777 August 2, 2016

fishy bastard

An utter annoyance. That looks like a fish.

*looks at fish boy* "Fishy bastard..."

by CarcassCardigan March 24, 2014

Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011

tall bastard

A tall bastard that Is greedy a knife wielding lunatic that Steals pop tarts and cocaine from you because fuck you thats why!

Hey you know your a tall bastard right?

by DeadClown April 19, 2018

Erin Is A Bastard

Erin is a bastard means that Erin Noble is basically a bastard! She loves the word as she was the one to create it!! She classifys that as her ‘special’ word, and it’s true it’s her favourite word and no one else should use it!

Erin is a bastard

by We love bastards January 14, 2019