prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.

dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.

prehistoric bananas by how did you find this November 22, 2021

JJ Bananas 

When something is weird, unethical, or totally outta pocket.

When something is funny depending on the situation.

Dude 1: What's wrong with?
Dude 2: My girl acting JJ Bananas?
Dude 1: That's tough.

JJ Bananas by Don Con Ron February 22, 2022

Ciroc bananas 

Racist term towards African Americans who steal top shelf liquor

Hey yo,ciroc bananas by the henny .

Ciroc bananas by Poppyseed35 March 30, 2022

coocoo-bananas 

going crazy as in excitment

Britney is going coocoo-bananas because she got on the cheer team.

coocoo-bananas by Someone_Somebody April 18, 2023

absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

absolute bananas by sigmeow April 3, 2024

apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

apples cherries and bananas by cat prints September 11, 2016

Cool Your Bananas 

to go do a bunch of random time and space altering things to get a bag that stores your bananas safe of rot.

Hey guy, you should go cool your bananas, but try not to destroy the space-time continuum while you're at it!

Cool Your Bananas by koolyourbananas February 19, 2021