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The Deflated Balloon

An addition to the ball showing game; The Brain minus the testicles, you do the same actions you would with your fist as the brain but you keep your actual testicles below your clenched fist, showing just a portion of your scrotum in which resembles a wrinkly deflated balloon.
-Dude is that your balls?!?!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!
by heavyfister3000 December 28, 2009
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Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.
That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.
by Lord of Ballyhoo October 3, 2011
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The Balloon Nazis

The balloon Nazis are a collective group of asians, cauc-asians and people that look asian..who are obsessed with scissoring, balloon knots and all other sexual terms. We are also the authors of the definition of krispie tits. Our members include: JaydLovely, E is for Epic, J rock, P sizzle, Double D. For more info see www.jaydlovelylive.com
The balloon nazis are so fucking cool they must all be asian.
by The balloon nazis September 19, 2009
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Water Balloon

When a man has to urinate, but does not have the opportunity to do so, one solution is to cover the tip of his penis with gum so urine does not squirt out. When you continue to hold it eventually you will come to a point where you can no longer hold it. At this point, the gum fills with urine and becomes a water balloon. Usually used in context with holding off going to the bathroom for a long period of time.
"Matt was in the office meeting so long he water ballooned" OR "OMG George, where's the nearest restroom, I'm water ballooning over here!"
by Joe & Angie November 4, 2009
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Balloon Kiss

When a couple is kissing or making out and one blows air into the others' mouth, making their cheeks puff out like a balloon
Person 1- So why were you two laughing so hard?
Person 2- He tried to balloon kiss me!!
by Pop tart <3 March 8, 2011
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Sticky Balloon

The act of shooting a copious amount of cum into a condom, and proceeding to slap your partner across the face with the swollen rubber, causing it to pop all over their face.
After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend, she wouldn't shutup about Jersey Shore, so i gave her a sticky balloon to make her shut her mouth.
by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011
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moon balloon

moon balloon a word which can be used in many terms.. such as "check out those moon balloons" "lets get moon ballooned, and go moon ballooning" "that shit is moon balloon yo" "bro you look pretty moon ballooned" "moon balloon, the moon balloon, while moon ballooning moon balloons" etc...
by marmotman420 August 22, 2011
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