bacon dick

a very very old looking dick
wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!
by meatballeater December 15, 2017
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 28, 2022
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bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.
Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!
by Khanybus January 27, 2013
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Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010
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carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.
My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.
by goat-meat April 17, 2011
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Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.
by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014
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