bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.
"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."
by john p awesome February 23, 2010
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Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian
This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon
by Kintock November 02, 2017
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Bacon Country

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!
by Canadia Eh July 02, 2012
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Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.
by eve_hessx June 15, 2018
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The bacon bap

Deen: "Aye, but how much is the Bacon Bap?"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"
by Memeulous69 April 25, 2018
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Bacon Sniffer

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.
by Bambootrident July 13, 2013
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Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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