No Astley August

No Astley August is a challenge for the internet, in which participants, for the entire month of August, must not get Rick Rolled.
The rules are simple.

Rule 1: You must not get Rick Rolled.

Rule 2: You must not view and/or listen any Rick Astley songs on any internet platform.

Rule 3: Singing doesn't count, but you must not sing any Rick Astley song thrice a day. Singing a Rick Astley song thrice a day will count as a participant failure.

Punishment: Once you fail, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for every day that is an odd number. That includes 1, 3, 5, to 31. Once you fail that challenge, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for the entire month.

Jon: *listens to Never Gonna Give You Up*
Justin: Have you heard about the new No Astley August?
Jon: No What August?
Justin: Get the speakers, it is August 3 today.

by n3v3rg0nnag1v3y0uup August 29, 2021

August 28

Today is national no homework day!!!

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!

by Ayathecool May 31, 2021

August 2nd

August 2nd is when all the hot people were born. Everyone born on this day is amazing, caring, kind and the type of person you want to be around. Get yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend born on this day and keep them o he point of marriage

Person 1: omg did you see that girl I heard she was born on August 2nd

Person 2: of course she was she's gorgeous!

by starrylena November 22, 2021

August 30

August 30 is national ANI day! Specifically in 2005 an ugly rat named ani was born🙂

“ayo what day is august 30”
“it’s national ani day bro”

by AHHKJJAJQ November 23, 2021

29 August

Generally a nice day to be born on. Celebrated as National Sports Day in India, it is the birthday of Indian Hockey legend Dhyanchand. It is also the birthday of the legendary Michael Jackson, and celebrated worldwide through music festivals in may countries.

He was born on 29 August

by BenBa189 November 23, 2021

August 1

August 1 is the birthday of the best friend you will ever have! They are amazing, kind, happy, giving and over all incredible. So make sure to wish them the best birthday ever because they are someone to know forever.

Oh hey it is August 1… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST FRIEND I HAVE EVER KNOWN!!!!

by fkdidjdjdisjs November 23, 2021

august 3rd

National call out the people who talk shit behind peoples backs day!

"Its August 3rd!"
"So."
"We get to expose everyone we know who's chatting shit"

by sdbtlg January 24, 2023