August 21

The day a legendary mf named Erik Montes was born

: “Wake up its august 21st”

“What happens today?”

“ERIK WAS BORN TODAY”

by Wikipedia facts 101 October 12, 2021

August 5th

National boyfriend day!

Give your bf lots of love and attention, tell him how much you appreciate him.
Give him the best day ever. 💙

Its August 5th, Happy national boyfriends day to the best boyfriend their is!!!

by Use by Jeune iwjehddje August 02, 2022

August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 05, 2022

August 5th

A divine Feminine with a heart of gold was born

August 5th, Nature created a wonderful serendipity

by Just'Griffen August 05, 2022

August 5th

bully your brother day

Me : Haha this is mine now
Him : why are you doing this?
Me : its bully your August 5th bully your brother day!
Him : ugh and I have to wait until August 4th!?

by jxjool on tiktok August 02, 2021

Andrew August

yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.

Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.

by nicecaulk October 12, 2020

27 August

National slap your bestfriend day

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!

by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021