south african aussie

A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...

WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....

by no 1 greek god September 12, 2013

south african toothbrush

| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |

Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.

Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!

by Jopps December 8, 2013

south african englishmen

Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.

Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''

by Danny Rae February 19, 2014

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

The African Corn Plug

A sex position where the one partner gets a black corn on the cob and insert it inside the other partners asshole while the other partner eats the corn that is inserted in the ass

Bro me and my girl tried The African Corn Plug last night it was kinky as shit.

by MagicCornPlugger June 26, 2016

West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.

I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.

by DSoPaB April 6, 2017

spicy african

when u eat a lot of chilly raps for macies then u fart in your nans face

"what did u do today"
"gave my nan a spicy african"

"did u enjoy that spicy african"

by Fanny slapper November 16, 2017